I'm a twenty-something pansexual cis girl. I like humans. I study Creative Writing. I also recently started to run away from zombies.

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erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

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f1rstperson:

ohdickins:

littl-ebird:

laviesanspeur:

lightly-living:

iam-livingdeadgirl:

nevvzealand:

one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days

i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too

MY LIFE IS A LIE

NO

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I always thought it meant no tears as in it would get the knots and split ends out so I wouldn’t have to cry when my mom was brushing my hair.

No but in Germany it actually says “Keine Tränen!”, which only translates to “No tears” or “No crying”, there is no different meaning to the word. But apparantly they mean that the shampoo makes the hair smoother and so it doesn’t hurt while combing it???

MY LIFE IS A LIE!